India Faces Huge Shortage of Oil And Butter As Media Continues To Butter Up Govt
Bluff A. LoL New Delhi: A severe food crisis has gripped the nation, as entire stock of butter and oil has gone down to dangerous levels. If our sources are to be believed, only two days of butter and oil is left in the country for ordinary people. This is expected to trigger huge unrest among citizens of the country where butter-chicken is considered our national dish.
Bluffallo has unearthed a huge scam wherein most of the media houses kept on hoarding millions of tons of butter and oil in their studios for months, depriving common men of this essential commodity. This all started with the build up of General elections early last year. Media pundits were of the view that this huge inventory would be required to butter up political leaders during and after the elections.
What surprised our investigators is the fact that even an year after elections, media continues to hoard butter and oil in huge amount. Most of this stock is used to flatter popular politicians, and show them 24X7 on TV screens.
“We can’t take chance…we want to make sure that it goes on smooth…without any hiccups…If butter stock in our country depletes, we may well consider ordering huge consignment of petroleum jelly to fulfill this huge demand.”, a well known TV anchor told Bluffallo.
Meanwhile, expert have welcomed this development citing ill-effect of butter and other fat products on health and mushrooming lifestyle diseases.
Nevertheless, Bluffallo advises its readers to refrain from using butter and oil in their food. This is in lines with supporters of politicians advising countrymen not to eat tomato when it touched 120Rs/KG.